The Truth About Santa Yes, even Santa passes gas. And apparently in great quantities, at least according to Mrs. Claus. Don't ever ask her about their honeymoon....
		All-Purpose Farting Santa This Santa graphic is perfect for any occasion (birthday, anniversary, vasectomy, etc.). Santa usually works one day a year...gives his lazy ass something else to do!
		Flatulently Festive Holiday Wishes Show your friends how much (or how little) you care with a gaseous holiday greeting. They'll either laugh...or they won't. Sometimes it's funnier when they don't laugh.

STEP #2: NAME AND E-MAIL INFORMATION In the boxes below, please enter both your name & e-mail address and the recipient's name & e-mail address.

PLEASE BE CERTAIN OF RECIPIENT'S E-MAIL ADDRESS!

Your Name:
Your E-Mail Address:
Recipient's Name:
Recipient's E-Mail Address:

STEP #3: SELECT YOUR TEXT AND BACKGROUND COLORS Using the two selector pulldowns below, please select your text and background colors. The script will not check to see if you have both colors set the same, so if you want your recipient to be able to read the card, please select two different colors!

TEXT COLOR BLACK RED GREEN WHITE YELLOW

BACKGROUND WHITE BLACK RED GREEN

STEP #4: ENTER YOUR TITLE & MESSAGE In the box below, please enter your message. Please feel free to use HTML to express yourself!

Card Title
Your Message

STEP #5: SIGN YOUR CARD Please fill in below, how you would like to sign your card. Examples would be:

Love, Snookums Best Wishes, Fred Me!

STEP #6: PICK A SONG! Please make a selection or skip this step for no music. No Music Selected Deck the Halls Jingle Bells

STEP #7: PROCEED TO PREVIEW OR START OVER You are now ready to preview your card! To do so, just click on the PREVIEW button below. If you want to clear the form and start all over, select START-OVER. Your card will not be sent until you press the SEND-CARD button on the preview screen.